1. Romney ahead with fortune-tellers, Obama ahead with bayonet users and Iranian centrifuges
2. Romney lays out tough plan on Iranian nucular facilities; nuclear scientists breathe sigh of relief
3. Candidates shake hands halfway through the debate, depart amicably
4. Romney and Obama switch places for a day as a joke
5. Obama finally admits to going on apology tour; asks Romney if he’s happy now
6. Obama reveals he killed Gaddafi with his bare hands, but carefully
7. BREAKING: America needs to be strong
8. Unmanned drones suddenly take anti-war position
9. 1980’s gets foreign policy back, delivered by the Libyans to Doc Brown
10. Regina George on U.S.: “I practically invented her, you know?”
Rebecca Woodburn contributed to this article.